Made to warp attraction, space, and time. 

Designed by Boundless Vault ©

No recycled ideas.

Sizing & Fit

Gildan 5000® unisex heavyweight

✰ 100% ring-spun cotton

✰ Relaxed fit

✰ Oversize it to break symmetry

Made to order in the UK.

Ships within 1 week via trusted local partners.

Every shirt is a pact.

If it’s not perfect, we break the pact and refund.

No rituals required. 

Machine wash warm

Tumble dry medium

Don’t iron. Don’t dry clean.

Chaos is your birthright.

We are Boundless Vault©